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  1. Will Smith? Really, sometimes they just make it too easy.
  2. I often wonder how many times the nurse has to jab Naploi before finding a vein.
  3. Oh, it's a fine country, I just meant that I don't know many people other than myself, and apparently YZ, who could point it out on a map. I had to pull up the Wikipedia page for Palau a couple months ago to prove to this guy at work that I wasn't making it up.
  4. Easily the top contender for "Poster from the country that is most obscure to the majority of Talksox members". At least until we get some people to join up from Tuvalu or something.
  5. Oh, so that's why Pierzynski is good.
  6. I can't believe you're seriously arguing for the supremacy of ANY chain restaurant pizza. Almost any of the tiniest family-owned pizza shops could half-ass things and still make pizza ten times better than Papa Johns, Dominos, Pizza Hut, or Little Ceasars. Papa John's and Dominos are okay for chain pizza, though not great. Pizza Hut is awful, and Little Ceasars is disgusting. Papa Johns is by no means awful, but what you're saying is the equivalent of calling Wendy's burgers "godly".
  7. No one should ever get a triple to left field in Fenway.
  8. How are you online? Does your school have wi-fi? Mine didn't have wi-fi, you lucky bastard.
  9. Maybe one of those temporary tattoos, and a framed certificate that says "Good job! You're a winner!" underneath what is clearly the crossed-out name of an elementary school talent show.
  10. I hope Joel Hanrahan, Andrew Bailey, Johnathan Diaz, Daniel Bard, Brayan Villareal, Rubby de la Rosa, and Jose de la Torre all show up, they really worked hard for those rings. I think there should be some sort of games played limit or something for guys to get a ring if they didn't actually play in the postseason.
  11. He won't. He'll be on the DL before my birthday.
  12. I guess it was too much to hope the Yankees would go 0-162
  13. 2 of 3 from the Orioles, I'll take that to open the season. Good stuff.
  14. Enough with the double plays already.
  15. I don't really get why Cruz is batting 5th.
  16. John Farrell more like John Failell am I right? This team is toast! Middlebrooks will never get a hit, ever!
  17. I'm an atheist. I just like "goddamn" because it gets the point across. Plus, after 26 years of life (13 or so of them in which I cursed regularly and the rest in which I heard plenty), saying "goddamn", "Jesus Christ", and the like in order to express my surprise at things has become second nature, I don't think I could stop if I tried.
  18. It may sound crazy, but I believe Ortiz. While I'm sure Samsung was happy to use the photo as an ad, how could you be sure you'd get the chance to take a picture with the President? And how could you resist the opportunity? I would never miss out on the chance to meet or take a photo with the President of the United States. I don't care if it was my favorite or least favorite president ever, it's still the President of the goddamn United States of f***ing America.
  19. The Yankees losing the first two games of the season to the Astros means as little in the grand scheme of things as the Sox losing the first game to Baltimore, but man does it make me happy anyways.
  20. I would simply offer your knights more to support my coup. However, I feel that this discussion is irrelevant, because if either of us took over the world the other one would have a wealthy and secure place in that new order, and I wouldn't really want to come between you and Taylor anyways, as I would have my pickings of all the other women. (And honestly, I'd be more likely to do the world-taking-over thing and give you your own kingdom than the other way around. Any country or state you want to rule as one of my Imperial Governors is yours, except Connecticut because the seat of my empire will be here.) You would have to name one of your ten kids with her after me, though.
  21. BTR, I love you man, but there is just no way you defeat me in any sort of battle to the death.
  22. Ortiz better get one of these ridiculous sendoffs.
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