Clay Buchholz makes his first start of the season in the 5-spot, as a precaution due to last year's injury. He squares off against the guy who tripped over his own feet on national television yesterday afternoon. This really shouldn't be a contest. Thanks to a lack of timely hitting, BTR and UN? mojo were scrapped a bit before their time. Now, we are mixing it up and going with YOTN mojo instead, to try and fire off a winning streak of at least six or seven games. I think they can do it. I know they can do it. The Brewers are the fourth-best team in their own division. We don't need to show them what it's like to play a great team, they have to play the Cardinals, Pirates, and Reds 54 times a year. But we can show them what it's like to play the goddamn motherf***ing WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. And what we should show them is that it f***ing hurts. Three Red Sox players will go deep tonight. Buchholz will pitch brilliantly into the 7th inning, and the Sox will win this f***ing game. YOTN mojo is a go.