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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Gameday said the same thing at first and then it changed. Was it a reviewed call, someone?
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Are the Sox just going to give up everyone's first this year? Have they become that girl in high school?
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Ryan Roberts pinch-hitting for Jonathan Herrera is like the Justice League replacing Aquaman with Robin.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    Now he going not sentences.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Come on, Caesar, what are you, chicken? Balk balk balk balk balk.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    Now it feels more like a Yankees-Red Sox game.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    It was to right field in Yankee Stadium, does it still count?
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    No problem!
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    f***ing Nava. Wait, I mean, f***ING NAVA!
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Jacko is a lot of things: a jerk, an *******, a douchebag, a jackass, a jackbag, a douchenozzle, a sleazebag, a turd, a Yankees fan, a doctor, insufferable, pigheaded, utterly biased, stupid, annoying, unlikable, a cropophiliac, a father, a husband, a son, a daughter, wanted in 35 states for deviant behavior, a pigf***er, a moron, a tit, a ****, a sicko, and possibly a Canadian...but he is not a bigot.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    A douche in pinstripes. But I repeat myself.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    I went to high school with a kid named Justin Kais (pronounced Case). I always assumed his parents did it on purpose because they were douches who couldn't be bothered to think ahead, but I never asked. We didn't really hang out with the same group of people, but I'd always invite him to things. Whenever anyone (including him) asked why I was inviting this kid none of us knew, I'd just shrug and say, "You know...just in case". It was funny for a while but eventually everyone I hung out with had heard it, after I had invited him to enough outings. Eventually he actually started showing up and we became pretty good friends. It's funny what names can do. On a side note, we had a falling out over some things that went down between his cousin that I was dating and another girl. I saw the cousin a couple months ago in the mall and she glared me down pretty well, it's amazing the things people will hold grudges over from high school. It was ten years ago!
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, I'd be happy with that too. But remember how many people I permabanned for their incessant whiny doomsaying and arguing in 2012! Maybe it will happen again. Regardless, I don't expect this "hit every ball at the second baseman when runners are on" thing to last very long. By my birthday the Sox will be in first place.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    I can't help but look at Yangervis Solarte's name and feel like it is a regular name spelled backwards. Also, f***.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    I don't even expect a postseason spot every year. I just want a healthy win/loss ratio so I'm not going into every game wondering how they're going to lose, like I did in 2012.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Don't worry, my guess is he will wear out my last shreds of patience before the weekend ends.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    Watching other teams GIDP is so much more enjoyable.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    Yep, the last time I recall seeing Carp was when he hit that huge grand slam against Tampa Bay.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    I know what you mean. I can almost hear the pitcher's jaw clenching when he gives up each one to the Sox and their frustratingly patient hitters. I bet the Sox are singlehandedly responsible for the nighttime mouthguards of half the pitchers in the AL.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    And the first one to Pierzynski wasn't, so let's call it even, shall we?
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Bradley and Xander have been positively Youklike with the walks lately.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Waldman is basically a parrot at this point. Sterling is like an unholy cross between Groucho Marx and Ben Stein. His schtick might be funny under other circumstances, but for a baseball play-by-play guy, it's just painfully unlistenable.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Alfonso Sorianope!
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    Brian McCan't!
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Oh, wow. I thought you were older than you are, Ted. No offense meant or anything, but I could have sworn you were in your 60s. I must have you confused with someone else. How old is ORS? I miss that guy.
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