Win the game or I swear to someones' god I'm going to kill an orphaned nun with a f***ing shovel and drink her blood on ice with a cocktail umbrella and a god damn lemon wedge.
Sometimes I wish I could be a bandwagoning, pink hatted, fairweather douchebag. This team is making me f***ing sick. I just wish I could stop watching them, but I still love the Red Sox and I still love baseball. God f***ing damn it.
Argh as much as I love 14 pitch at bats, I hate them against Steve Trachsel. I could have reread the entire Harry Potter series during Varitek's at bat.