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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Haha I love Johnny Damon
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Youk pummeled that ball.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    I'd score that a hit.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    Well I didn't really think we were going to get a shutout.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Molina looking to make up for last inning, probably. Hopefully that causes him to take a few more agressive hacks at stuff out of the zone.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    Strikes. Three of them and the batter is out. Three outs and you're out of the inning. Remember now? THROW THEM.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Argh Dice-K, seriously now.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Meh.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Score: Yankees 0, Red Sox 1, Jose Molina 2
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    It was Oakland actually.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Santana isn't invincible, just so you know. Gabe Kapler, Rickie Weeks and Bill Hall said so.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Nice DP. Youk doesn't miss a beat between positions.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    And he gathered up the cubs, and down the mountain he stormed, and took them to where abortions are performed! "No, he didn't" Yes he did! "No...he didn't" Yes he did! "NO HE DIDN'T" Yes...he...did!
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    I've changed my prediction. I predict the Sox win 30-1, with the one run being an inside-the-pahk homer by Cano when Coco and Drew crash into each other on a pop-fly. Or not.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    And I see my girlfriend becoming a reserved, mentally stable, productive citizen who would be absolutely appalled at the notion of breaking anyones' fingers with a f***ing liquor bottle, but then, I haven't updated my contact lens prescription in a while.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Honestly, what I think is that Canseco noticed that people were paying less and less attention to him, and since he wanted that attention for his new book, Vindicated: Tales of a Whiny Attention Whore, he figured, 'gosh, I should probably make some kind of vague, unsubstantiated comment about steroids relating to a player that is so naturally talented that no one would ever have expected it...I got it! Alex Rodriguez! I find it hard to believe it's coincidence that his little story about A-Rod happened to come out about the same time as his book. Bet that's reflected in sales.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    Ahh. I should have guessed there was a reason, seeing as I wasnt here when the Sox won. I think even if we did change it, everyone would still call you 26 to 6 anyways, right? As long as we're on the subject of you, I've been meaning to ask...what are those numbers in your signature?
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    I think when Tito's contract is up, Jayhawk Bill should be manager.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    I dont want to. Ill take Ramirez, Drew, and Jacoco Crisbury anyday. I was just wondering how he got to that point since his career seemed pretty much dead when he retired.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Weird coincidence then, since I just changed it yesterday. I changed it again though, because I didnt want to seem like a copycat, plus I love this quote even more. Woodland Critter Christmas is still the best epsiode ever. "Not us...we're just kids" "Yeah, we still have our baby claws" "And our baby teeth" "And a dead mom"
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Are you gonna change your username or what?
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    When did you change your Avatar? Before I changed my signature, or after?
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    What the f*** is Gabe Kapler doing with four home runs already.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    My predictions for tonight: Dice-K: 7 IP, 8H, 3ER, 2BB, 7K Hughes: 6IP, 8H, 5ER, 3BB, 5K Ortiz breaks out with a homer and a double, two RBI, and a walk Youk has a double and an RBI Giambi strikes out nine hundred times Billy Traber gives up five runs in the ninth including a homer to Drew and a bases loaded double to Manny Sox win 10-5
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    On the first count, jinxing in the third degree, how do you find? We find the defendant, Anonymous Construction Worker...retarded, your honor And as to the second count, criminal waste of a goddamn 75-dollar baseball jersey in the second degree, how do you find? We find the defendant...retarded. The defendant is hereby sentenced to 6 months of Washington Nationals/Florida Marlins games and is remanded to the custody of his own blinding stupidity. This is truly a victory for justice. *gavel*
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