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  1. Beckett cruising, Baltimore down by two...tonight is gonna RAWK.
  2. Okay, I give up. Everytime I finally come up with a limerick it's like ten minutes after the fact. I cant keep it up.
  3. What a fast little bastard Hes got that basestealing mastered Ill make a game really fun where I drink when he runs It wont be long till Im plastered
  4. Mussina is in quite the funk Throwing nothing but junk Seriously, though Im angry, you know As Ellsbury again ends up plunked
  5. As if things werent already great The O's are struggling of late So far theyre down two I dont know what shell do When she comes home and learns of their fate
  6. Beckett looks real good tonight After Manny added his might Is it too much to wish for one over the dish For Ortiz to pummel to right?
  7. A homer for Manny, whoo hoo Thats what this team has to do But I think Ill keep rhyming Until Ortiz gets his timing And hits a roundtripper too
  8. Is anyone watching the game? Its turning out rather the same Another hard hit resulting in s*** Not scoring off Moose is quite lame
  9. LIMERICKING IN NOTHING BUT CAPS I SUPPOSE THERE IS SOMETHING TO THAT PERHAPS THE COMBINED MIGHT OF OUR JINXING TONIGHT WILL BE ENOUGH TO WARM UP THE BATS
  10. PS, as I come to a close Im not sure if you already know but if you dont, thats okay Ill remind you one day about you getting PWNED through some prose
  11. Its funny to hear someone whine about last nights' poetry time since the fact of the matter despite all your chatter I get laid more than all you combined
  12. As I said last night in the thread though it's certainly messing my head Its only limericks for me till a home run, you see Hit by a player in Red
  13. 16 runs didnt give quite a bump to the numbers, I assumed they would pump all the stats up after the Sox they did whup I guess the runs need more plump
  14. YES! Now I can wait for her to get home, punch her, and have some fun!
  15. Never. I just keep saying that in the hope something happens. Even if he had, Id've celebrated it with a cigarette.
  16. If Youk hits his first career grand slam here, I'll quit smoking.
  17. Argh I'd give up total control for a week if Papi would just hit a home run against the Yankees tomorrow.
  18. Haha holy s*** dude, Baltimore is getting pounded almost as hard as one of their fans is going to.
  19. VARITEK! O CAPTAIN MY GODDAMN MOTHERf***ING CAPTAIN!
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