You cut your eye while masturbating? Aside from the abject humiliation involved in whacking it hard enough to draw blood from your face, that is kind of badass.
I'm watching you.
Seriously though, I saw Thumper mention macaroni and when I got to this page I forgot who it was and thought it was you. Lucky guess.
Okay, just an aside to Kilo and some others: Eat pasta if you want, but DONT MENTION IT OR ASK ABOUT IT OR YOULL f*** UP THE MOJO AND ILL BURN YOUR FACE DOWN.