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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    I sit restlessly, lighting a smoke Thinking this Texas lineup's no joke So our buddy Jon Lester Better be at his best, or Jacko will show up at six, screaming 'choke' But really, I predict celebration and I say that with much jubilation Jon'll be dealing I've just got that feeling of absolute domination
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Half a day until the first pitch At last ends our winter-long itch and the best part, you know Still no Lugo Man, I hate that son of a bitch
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    A baseball player with guns The idea is disturbing, yet fun Perhaps arming Pittsburgh, KC, and the Nats Would be easier than giving them bats and those losers could at last score some runs
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    After the sixteenth or seventeenth game My limericks may be progressively lame But it will take just that long Or even more, if I'm wrong To find a rhyme for Jarrod's last name
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    I agree one hundred percent It's a monumental event days upon days of diamonds tarped over and gray Soon we will all be content
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    It'll always be Pedro, hands down The best pitcher on the hill in this town but I'll have to admit being weirded out of my wits By that midget he carried around
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Everyone makes errors, my dear A correction inspires no fear I screw up now and then It's only that when I do, everyone else has to cheer
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Ortiz should go on a tear Above all, I could never bear To look witless or meek and run out of rhymes in a week That simply wouldn't be fair And now, friends, we anticipate This most longed-for and auspicious date Opening Day I just have to say I don't know how much more time I can wait
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    I said I was going to post in all limericks until Ortiz hits a home run, not just until the first run. I have eight more minutes to post normally, then it's 100% rhyme time until Papi blasts one. You guys can do it too, though. ORS, that was awesome.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Ohhhh, man. Dinosaurs were not in the Bible.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Clemens stopped being a Red Sox player long before I really got into baseball, so I don't know how bad he was when he was with Boston. As for Schilling...well, success forgives a lot.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    And I'm sure you have at least one girl's number. The problem is, neither you nor the Guardians ever call.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Is Grady Sizemore still alive, or what?
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    They had frozen dinners thirty years ago?
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    If we go by the douchebag meter, can anyone beat Kevin Millar?
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    I hope Stauffer is better at pitching than he is at making frozen mac and cheese.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    It's a conspiracy.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm fine, but thanks. Just having financial issues at the moment. Also, I seem to be getting bad stomachaches latel--oh. No, I'm not worried.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    That was a Cano-no.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Just open up the tacos and quesadillas and eat the insides out with a fork, like a more high-class diner or Jeffrey Dahmer.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Alcohol, Dr Pepper, Taco Bell, cigarettes, a Sox T-Shirt, my AM radio and lonliness.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    An Aussie living in Scotland, eh? You must drink a LOT. Welcome to TalkSox.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Matt Clement. I totally forgot about chinpubes.
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    At least that topic could be debated.
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