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Everything posted by Youk Of The Nation

  1. Buchholz for Stanton is a trade that is wholly incompatible with your username.
  2. Gahhh I hate you all.
  3. You know what I meant.
  4. This was totally unnecessary.
  5. BTR Mojo is the second greatest thing ever, behind only oral sex.
  6. I am ashamed that I turned off the radio and went to read a book after the bottom of the 8th. Wow.
  7. Hey, yeah, if we come for you, maybe you can call the cops to help. Pfffthahahahaha.
  8. Cats are smart and ruthless. If they saw us coming for you, they'd step aside and let us kill you in exchange for being able to eat your corpse afterwards.
  9. I heard that happened recently to a guy who brought in a Big Gulp.
  10. According to Google, that is the Chelsea Hotel.
  11. Yeah, you all might as well surrender now. Not that we'll spare you or anything like that, don't be silly, but your destruction may be less painful. Probably not though.
  12. Indeed. I also know that the firearm in your car would do you little good. By the time you found me in this city of 50 thousand people, I will have already thoroughly prepared for the assault. I wouldn't hesitate to destroy most of the county and massacre a half-million people to take you out. But why should we fight? Let's ally against the rest of these jerks. At least if we work together, we know that our spree of murderous vengeance will be accompanied by a healthy number of witty and memorable one-liners. If we fight each other, only one of us will be left to remember them.
  13. There is no Coyle Ave. in East Hartford.
  14. No, definitely keep it on. I can sacrifice the occasional celebratory gamethread post for the comfort of knowing that I won't have to deal with all caps posts the rest of the time.
  15. Despite the fact that he is a goddamned Yankee, I'm actually starting to feel a little bad for Kuroda. How many wins have been taken away from him by either the bullpen or the lack of offense? I believe both of Rivera's blown saves were in games that Kuroda stood to win. They finally win one of his starts and he doesn't even get the W because they couldn't score until the putrid, decaying remains of Lyle Overbay got a hit and then came around to score on an error.
  16. I just posted in the gamethread, "Thank you Drew!" in all caps, and it went through in lowercase. Is there a filter to prevent all caps posts now? If so, that's awesome.
  17. If the Sox don't win this next time through the first six of the order, then I don't know if they deserve to win.
  18. Ells or Victorino needs to put one out of the park so I can get some sleep.
  19. Uehara has my complete trust. Not only have his saves been great, they've been uneventful. No nail-biting, no stress.
  20. The tooth faerie is real, he's actually Gary Bettman.
  21. I hope you aren't serious. You do know that the majority of the 'documented incidents' on that show are urban legends, right?
  22. Haha, no. I actually wonder if anyone, ever, has died from a "shoving rotten food inside them in a sexual manner"-related infection. I imagine the statistics aren't kept.
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