I never thought of that. Hahaha makes me want it even more.
However, at this point, I'd go after Vernon Wells or Andruw Jones before any of those free agents. We have the cash and talent to get it done. It would probably be easier to get A. Jones because of the trans-league trade. Like riverside said, I doubt the Jays would trade Wells to a division rival. I'd offer Coco/Hansen/Murphy + cash to both the Braves and the Jays, and see if either of them bite.
The only downside to this (with all the salary details needing to be worked out as to who pays what), is seeing if that would leave us with enough money to sign players like Schmidt, Matsuzaka and Meche...