1. ONE WISH? World peace
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Getting a papercut on my eye.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? No.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? It's fake.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Straws are for the feable minded.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Sure.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Not forever
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Built in black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No, hygene is of minimal importance to me.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can ban someone in 3 secondds flat.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Alaska.
14. IS ADAM SANDLER FUNNY? He used to be.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? The first half, I hated it and quit half way.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes, but not as much as I do about other environmental issues.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? Tootsie pops are crap.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? No.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yes. Who hasn't in this day and age?
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? No.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Pens.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? If there's grass on the field play ball. I mean, wait...
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I hope so.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Pennicillin.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID? I dont get it.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? No.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over easy
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? They act to fit the role.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Inside a pant leg.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:13 am.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? No.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Yes, except for the mcflurries.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Got me there. I think a cab ride 3 weeks ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Hickeys are hot.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Not particularly.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Nothing. But I'm working on this Heroin thing.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yea.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Yes.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Well, its 2:13 am, so...once.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Some drugs are essential to our good health. Like cack.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Depends.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown.
50. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR? Brown
51. LIQUOR OR BEER? Depends. The diapers, that is.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I certainly feel it when I'm singing a song and it comes up next on the radio.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? Thrice. It was phony.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? No, but apparently I have perfect pitch.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN FROM A FRIEND? Probably.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Skiing is the way to go. Snowboarders suck.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Yes.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? In a young girl's heart, yes.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No, they can get annoying.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Better than a lifetime of misery.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Yes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Not in the least bit.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Grape bubblicious. Before that, soup.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No. I drink the remover though.
67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? Mcdonalds ones with their f***ing songs.
68 DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I actually did for the first time a few weeks ago. Good stuff.
69. DO YOU SNORE? Apparently.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Wilco