5/6 vs Minnesota

[SoxFanForsyth]

Alright. f*** that. My mojo got ruined because of some ******** rain delay. That's not gonna happen. We don't beat Felix - Weaver - Haren consecutively just to get dominated by Santana - Piniero - Baker consecutively.

 

Not gonna happen. The bats awaken today and the Red Sox take out some frustration all over Baker. It's going to be a quick outing for that bitch. Red Sox are going to sweep the Twins out of Boston.

 

Seriously. The Twins have averaged 2.13 runs per game over the past 8 games. It's time for the Red Sox to show some perseverance and get the sticks rolling. This is a team that can, nay, should score 5-6 runs every single game. It starts today. The streak that is going to have the media buzzing and the opponents s***ing, it starts today.

 

GO SOX!!!!!!!

[Palodios]

There is no such thing as an easy series with this team.

[Wil Corderos Wife]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/Rsrj90MzLAI/AAAAAAAABSU/pZ5Xua3UJGw/s400/Wakefield.jpg

 

Float like a knuckleball,

sting like a bee!

Kick the s*** out of Baker,

with a 20 run hitting spree!

 

At an abysmal 11-18, these Minnesota Twinkies have remarkably produced an even worse record than us thus far. As this season's trend has shown us however, that makes them the heavy favorites. But today is the day that we beat the odds and begin to punish teams that are actually worse than us.

 

Sir Wakefield filled in admirably last Sunday and put us in position to win the game. It's not the first time he has bailed our asses out and surely will not be the last. The trend shall continue. After having something like 2 hits in the last 48hrs, the slumbering offense has finally gotten the chance to sleep off this week's abomination and is ready to wake up in a big way.

 

It begins tonight!

 

Make it so!

 

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[SoxFanForsyth]

Is there a reason that Shakey Wakey is throwing a Notre Dame helmet?

[RedSoxFaithful]

Just win!!

 

What is Wake's pitch limit going to be today 60?

[Wil Corderos Wife]

One pitch per year of his life should get us pretty deep.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

There is no such thing as an easy series with this team.

[boston22407]

WIN!

[VA Sox Fan]

TWINS (11-18)

Span CF

Plouffe SS

Morneau 1B

Kubel DH

Cuddyer RF

Valencia 3B

Revere LF

Butera C

Casilla 2B

 

Pitching: RHP Scott Baker (1-2, 3.16)

 

RED SOX (14-17)

Ellsbury CF

Pedroia 2B

Gonzalez 1B

Youkilis 3B

Ortiz DH

Drew RF

Lowrie SS

Crawford LF

Saltalamacchia C

 

Pitching: RHP Tim Wakefield (0-0, 4.08)

[yeszir]

This team is never gonna get to .500 are they

[RedSoxFaithful]

This team is never gonna get to .500 are they

 

Once they sweep this series they will.

[alphilip77]

WIN FOR TIM!!! WIN FOR TIM!!!

[Wasatch]

The Redsox need to win some games again.

[SoxFanForsyth]

We can only hope that Shakey Wakey is half as good as he was against SEA.

[Station 13]

Ruh roh is that Joe West?

[SoxFanForsyth]

Oh Tim. Did you just scarf down a plate of spaghetti and wash it down with a couple cold ones? That gut is expanding every game.

[Station 13]

Good start Wake.

[boy racer]

I literally just opened up the stream and saw the ball soaring over the wall. Welp.

[RedSoxFaithful]

Twins have scored 5 runs once we will probably give up 9

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Oh boy.

[Station 13]

Wake has 3 calls against him already.

[RedSoxFaithful]

14-18 here we come

[boy racer]

SHOULD Wake s*** the bed, I hope Francona doesn't wait 'til the last second to warm up guys in the 'pen.

[boy racer]

14-18 here we come

 

Top of the 1st.

[boy racer]

The DPPPPPP. Wake's got backup tonight boyz. Let's get the offense going early.

[Wasatch]

Nice to get some runs early on.

[Station 13]

Nice start Taco

[boy racer]

Haha did anyone else hear that "f***!"

[Station 13]

That was weak.

[RedSoxFaithful]

Again we will make a bum s*** as pitcher look like Cy Young material.