Cano In Dodger Blue

Uneventful 1-2-3 inning for Lester.

That time won't work for me.

You wouldn't ever make it out of the sandbox there. Nothing you say is intelligent or original enough to get you an invite on to the main board.

Understandable, if you were half as entertaining as me I might stick around for more than a few days at a time.

That wasn't funny the first dozen times you've said it, why would it be now?

Didn't an 88 win team win the World Series last year?

Who are you guys most interested in seeing tonight: Lester, De La Rosa, Wilson, Wright or Bard?

If 700 was running the team we would have won 20 games last year.

The Red Sox front office have actually hired people off of Sons of Sam Horn based on what they've said. I don't think anyone could get hired at McDonalds based on what they say here.

Weren't you a huge fan of the Crawford signing 700? Either you're going senile or you don't know s*** about baseball. Take your pick.

Here's what an intelligent conversation about JBJ looks like. sonsofsamhorn.net/topic/76491-jackie-bradley-jr-could-he-be-shipping-up-to-boston

Yup, this would be common sense. Next time someone has an idea here, you should check out Sons of Sam Horn, see if other people there are being made fun of for suggesting a similarly ridiculous or outlandish idea and then proceed accordingly. That web site is like this one except they don't constantly troll/flame eachother and they know their baseball.

That sounds like something you'd hear on a middle school playground. Seriously, take a step back and have your nurse read to you what you just wrote. That might fly at your nursing home, but you're going to have to do better to keep up with us wipper snappers.

I know I'm doing a good job when you get upset enough to follow me around the site like this. No, I will not get off your lawn.

Did you used to be more intelligent than this before you began going senile?