Apparently when I don't watch the game good things happen.
I went out on the balcony to smoke, middlebrooks gets on. Ells walks. I come back inside, vic strikes out. I got back outside, pedey gets on base.
I s*** you not, at that point I looked up to the sky and said "God, if you let Ortiz hit a grand slam, we'll definitely be homies."
Ten seconds later, I'm going to church.