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  1. The awesome thing with a guy like Taz is that he may give up some homers but he's actually going to force the other team to beat him by swinging the bat.
  2. Him too. He's smoking dope in the corner of the dugout with JFK and Reagan.
  3. Corey Lidle circa 2006.
  4. Along with Gandhi, MLK, and Harvey Milk as well as other people who it shouldn't be possible for them to be in attendance
  5. Mike Torrez circa 1978.
  6. Rod Beck circa 2007.
  7. At least we spared you Hanrahan.
  8. My most insincere apologies.
  9. DUI, Fatass, Gimpy.
  10. I can't piss in urinals, kind of my thing. I go in one day, wearing brand new jeans and my best pair of cowboy boots, and my normal stall is stuffed to the brim with toilet paper. I go to leave when the toilet flushes on its own, I accidentally pull instead of push on the door and I am forced to walk around with toilet water soaking the bottom of my pants for the rest of the day.
  11. Having to push one out at school sucks too. Nothing worse than blasting off when there's other people in there with you.
  12. Swung for the downs on that one
  13. This post is f***ing gold.
  14. Not against Miggy, Fielder, and VMart.
  15. Cheesy Potato burritos my brother. Best s*** in the world.
  16. After the first time, cancer was so scared that it decided never to f*** with Jon Lester ever again.
  17. Sure it's not piss?
  18. Pretty funny but it makes me feel dirty for liking Taco Bell.
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