Game 3 people, time to finish these f***ers off. We're up 2-0 and have these rays by the tail or whatever the f*** they call it. Clay Buchholz takes the mound against Alex Cobb, some dude who looks like and probably is a f***ing sex offender. Kick some f***ing ass and move on to the ALCS.
And also, Ben Zobrist's wife is a f***ing Christian pop singer and she's singing the anthem tonight. How f***ing stupid is that? By the time this game is over, she'll be inspired to write a song about how even Jesus couldn't help her pathetic husband and his piece of s*** f***ing teammates.