Seriously though, why are umpires immune to losing their jobs? What happens if a player sucks? He gets cut. Umpires get to keep their jobs no matter what, they all suck aside from Joyce really. The only way to get rid of them is either they die or retire. They piss me off more than any professional official. We need instant replay, in the time it takes the manager to unsuccessfully argue a call, they could've gotten it right. Put a guy a with a TV somewhere and have him connected to a mic on the crew chief. It is so f***ing simple.