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  1. Taylor is universally loved by those whose lives are not completely devoid of joy and happiness.
  2. Just assumed I had the teen market on this site cornered.
  3. No, I save those for when Lackey pitches.
  4. Dude, no ********, I always thought you were a middle aged dude. Like 30's or 40's
  5. Salty's hair, alone, is worth 5m a year
  6. Lets not doing anything drastic
  7. Swilling vodka from a water bottle doesn't seem so bad when you compare it to the rednecks I've seen spit tobacco juice out on the classroom floor.
  8. I'm just f***ing with you. I'm a bad role model.
  9. There are certainly worse strategies. And I make my share of bad jokes. Except, in my case, bad means horrendously offensive.
  10. You forgot the wink, wink nudge, nudge
  11. Well you handle hardship far better than I, good sir. I can be quite the bitter ******* when the mood strikes.
  12. But you'd probably be too drunk to care that you were dying.
  13. You should be ashamed of yourself. Dane Cook could do better.
  14. I've always found that the worst part of consuming alcohol, along with the shedding of my inhibitions, is the frequency at which my bladder decides to go absolutely apeshit.
  15. Well where the f*** was that last year you tool?
  16. f*** me if "I want to make 55,000 people from New York shut up." isn't one of the most badass lines ever uttered. He went out on a gimpy ankle and backed it up.
  17. f*** yeah. Nice job to X on the hit and to Will for the hustle
  18. He's always had a reputation for being kind of a loudmouth. There are few former players I take seriously as analysts. Most of them are boring or criminally stupid.
  19. Sox nation is everywhere, LA. Get used to it
  20. I wasn't referring to his pitching.
  21. I want to see Lackey purely because him being the first choice for such a game would be unthinkable little more than a year ago.
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