Whew. That's a bit of a pipe dream. If we could get Theo to take Lackey off our books if he went to the Cubs, I'd be thrilled. I think Ben Cherington would fill in nicely for Theo, if need be. I still think Theo should stay with the club. He's done far, far, far more good than bad. I'll take Ellsbury, Pedroia, Gonzo, Ortiz, Youkilis, Lester, Buchholz, Bard, Scutaro, Lavarnway, Aceves, Papelbon, Beltre, VMart all day, even if it does mean the occasional John Lackey/DiceK Matsuzaka contract.