Here's one, I am not scouse- I am not from Liverpool.
We boo so early on:
An Early Rooney song heard v Fenerbahce on his debut in September 2004
30 million, f*ckin' by'eck,
We've signed a Scouser,
who looks like Shrek
-well isnt that nice for a new player
You went a bit far with the 'untold millions'.
You spent ?7m on an unknown player - COMPLETELY.
They have apologised.
The media is made up of maily ex liverpool players. *cough*
We are not going to sweep the rug from under them, stop stirring things.
We are still a footballing force.
We didn't turn to 'absolute jokers'