Cherington: Hey Theo, Gimme an outfield option here. You know that in all those years that I was getting you your latte's and having the gorilla suit cleaned that I never paid attention to this baseball thingy. Gimme a guy that will score alot of touchdown..uh..point thingy's.
Theo: Marlon Byrd.
Cherington: Didn't you sign him as a pitcher a few years ago?
Theo: No that was Paul Byrd.
Cherington: Oh, okay and I took your advise on Nava, I wouldn't want to even look for Abreu's agent. Okay thanks again bro-cephus.