I would love to cockpunch Farrell right now. What the f*** is wrong with him? This is the world f***ing series! Not " get him back on the horse " time!
To be honest porn stars are too skanky for my tastes, a well preserved amateur soccer mom is what I'm talking about with real curves. But anyway, I suppose we should be talking about baseball.
HIT SOME f***ING BASEBALLS! God if you're gonna lose the World Series you're gonna lose the World Series but don't go down looking like a bunch of inept duffers.
And Farrell will play Tito and give him ever shot he can to redeem himself until he reaches number one. Winning the series has dropped to the bottom of the list. The only reason Salty is on the bench is because the FO couldn't stand the "Why the f*** is Salty still playing?" Press.