On second thought, I can't afford to pay ms-sox's expenses. Plus I don't want her to have to face assault charges. Maybe I should just drive up to Fenway, stuff him in the trunk of my Stratus and tdrive him to the closest landfill.
Isn't he signed through 2011? Or is it 2010? In any case, I don't see the Sox over spending to keep him here. If Bard continues to learn and mature as a "closer in training", who needs Paps. I'd like to keep both but not if it takes $17-$20 mil/year. That's crazy money.