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I don't get you sometimes, but I hope your mojo goes a long way this fall.

But then what is ERod's value? Mop up?

Then feel free to put your phone down?

1. I don't recall the blow job meme becoming overtly sexist. Is it sexual in nature? Sure. Is it demeaning to women? Hardly. Sexuality is a beautiful thing that many coeds begin to explore. If Thunder gets to receive or give oral over the next 4 years, good for him. Not sure why talk about sex is so offensive in certain parts. It's something that nearly 100% of adults do from time to time. Why is talking about it so offensive? I'm not sure anything said in the posts has objectified anyone. 2. The only vaguely sexist posting lately has been the talk about ESPN's Mendoza. I think it's obvious that some people are much harder on her than her cohosts.

So what was your real take on the "drunk college girls grinding on you during the first football game"?

It's subjectively determined who has the biggest penis though. Need to factor in width, length and shape!

If you are considering even the remote possibility of only going with 3 starters in the first 4 games, it makes no sense to have 5 on the roster. What the hell...

@BuckinBoston Farrell says “chance” Chris Sale could start in a Game 4 on short rest but lot will depend on what happens today in Game 1

@EvanDrellich John Farrell likes Doug Fister's late life, recent performance, if you're wondering why he gets Game 3.

@PeteAbe Hanley will play 1B tomorrow vs the lefty.

Gattis is really a DH, who can play C, LF and 1B when needed.

Waste of a relief spot imo.

Bogaerts SS, Núñez DH, Benintendi LF, Betts RF, Moreland 1B, Pedroia 2B, Devers 3B, Leon C, Bradley Jr. CF

I think you only missed on Barnes vs Maddox. Good job.

Do you really want anyone aside from Price piggybacking a start though?

Do you really want Porcello or Fister coming out of the pen? It only has value in eating innings in a complete disaster of a game.

The Red Sox will be carrying all five of their starters -- Chris Sale, Drew Pomeranz, Doug Fister, Eduardo Rodriguez and Rick Porcello -- while carrying six relievers. Perhaps one of the few surprises of the group is the addition of Austin Maddox, who will relied on heavily against right-handed hitters. The other relief pitchers include Craig Kimbrel, Addison Reed, Joe Kelly, David Price and Carson Smith. As Red Sox manager John Farrell suggested, the Red Sox also prioritized carrying multiple infielders in case anything happens to the knees of Dustin Pedroia and/or Eduardo Nunez. Both Brock Holt and Deven Marrero will be on the roster, with Marrero likely serving as a defensive replacement for third baseman Rafael Devers if the opportunity arises. Rajai Davis joins Mookie Betts, Jackie Bradley Jr. and Andrew Benintendi as the Red Sox outfielders on the roster. Without Young on the roster, and Davis 0-for-17 against Dallas Keuchel, it would seem a certainty that Bradley Jr. remains in the lineup against the lefty in Game 2 despite the pitcher's excellence against lefties. Young left off. Porcello AND Fister? I don't like that call. Maddox instead of a LOOGY is I guess what they are going with since no big LH Astros bats.

Boston has until 11 a.m. EDT to set the roster.

@PeteAbe If this proves true, it would be a surprise. But hearing LHP Robby Scott will not be on the Red Sox roster. Lefties had a .527 OPS again him Maybe due to a lack of impact LH Astros?

Astros Roster https://twitter.com/jakemkaplan/status/915933544815452160

I can't sit down to watch tv until about 8pm or so. I could dvr it, but I enjoy having my phone on me too much to not spoil results ahead of time.

Interesting. If you are genetically prone to male pattern baldness, using steroids can accelerate your hair loss because you will have higher levels of DHT in your body. And Performance-enhancing steroids are the gifts that keep on giving. ... But those perennial gifts aren't all "positive": Now, it seems, in addition to bulking up users, anabolic steroids also predispose them to musculoskeletal injuries. But seriously though, they are all on the juice. Accepting that is the first step to no longer caring about it.

The thing is, if they think they'll get me to watch an afternoon Sox game AND a night game, they are dead wrong. The chance is that I'll probably not watch either.

Everyone is on steroids.

Why is this game at 4pm? So so so so soooooo dumb.