I never go to funerals. If given the option I'd avoid my own.
A lot of bad options here, no clearly good choices.
Let's start with the obvious: I would not re-sign Varitek. I would not offer Varitek arbitration. He has no arm anymore and it's time to find a new answer there. I would love it if he just hung them up this offseason but I think we can forget about that. Someone will pay Jason Varitek to be their catcher. I just don't want it to be us.
A lot of people blame Wakekfield for the need for a knuckleball catching specialist, but someone at SoSH (Yecul) finally got it right when they said the real problem isn't the knuckler itself or Wakefield but the fact that Varitek cannot handle the pitch effectively. The caddy isn't for Wake, it's for TEK. With a new catcher we get to expand our options with Wakefield enormously.
That said, our options at catcer itself are not good.
The only FA catchers I'd touch out there are Pudge and Rod Barajas and neither of them are likely to be that much of an upgrade over what we have, particularly in the OBP department.
There's a rumor that Miguel Olivo might get out of his option in Kansas City, but that's not really a much better option than Barajas. If I had to choose between 'Tek, Irod, Barajas and Olivo I'd be inclined to go back to the devil I know.
Maybe, just maybe, if you're desperate, you look at Kendall too, but Kendall looked cooked just last year in the AL so I certainly wouldn't take any big, expensive chances on the guy. Besides, he has a chance to re-up with a contender -- not a huge likelihood Kendall's even available.
Also in the mix are our Pawtucket duo. Kottaras and Brown did a great job sharing a platoon in AAA and both of them are young enough that they might be able to adjust to the big league game. Both of them are more likely to be the style of hitter we want our Red Sox to be (as in, walk-takers and count-workers) than anyone on the free agent market.
The question there is whether you really want to trust the pitching staff to a pair of rookies, when only Lester, and Buchholz if he makes the squad, are likely to have seen them before outside ST and them not much. On the other hand I've heard nothing but praise for the gamecalling skills of the man who would receive theh majority of playing time in the platoon (Kot) so perhaps that's not as big an issue as it sounds.
Third choice is to acquire a man via trade. We've got a few possibilities there.
Jeff Clement or Kenji Johjima of the Mariners, depending on who wins the full-time catching job (Johjima hit well 2 of his 3 years in MLB, I'll write off 2008 as a fluke). A deal with the Mariners is attractive because they need just about everything so it's not hard to find a matchup. They were burned recently on Bedard though so I'm guessing they're likely to be too greedy in compensation.
An underdiscussed option is Bryan Anderson of the Cardinals, Not the best year in AAA this year but very young, talented, good on base skills, and stuck behind Yadier Molina who Tony LaRussa really likes.
Not the best trade fit as rosters go though -- our disposable parts don't really overlap well with the spots STL really needs to fill just now so we'd have to pay for a top prospect with pure pitching. And once again, you'd be trusting the pitching staff to a rookie you knew even less about than Kottaras and Brown.
And then... Texas. 4 catchers at or near major league ready. Teagarden, Salty, Ramirez, Laird.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the "defensive maestro" who did most of the gamecalling for some of the worst pitching in recent major league memory is not a guy we're interested in pursuing to call pitches for our staff. So that writes off Laird and leaves us looing at the trio of Saltalamacchia, Teagarden, and Ramirez.
Of our remaining candidates, we're likely to get the one Texas doesn't want (presuming they also don't want Laird) Likely, that measn the catcher we're getting from the Rangers is either Teagarden or Saltalamacchia -- Teagarden as a possible health risk if used as a fulltime catcher, Saltalamacchia because he's not that good defensively and has some adjustments to make to reach his potential as a big league hitter.
Of those two, Salty is the one who will be approaching his last year of options so I guess the tie would go to him. Not sure though.
Either way we go here, Texas is going to be looking for one thing and one thing only: quality pitching. In all likelihood, that means one of our 3 MLB-ready young arms will go, and in terms of Texas' preference it would likely be first Masterson, then Buchholz, then Bowden. I don't know right now if we can afford to part with any of the three, but the ones we want to keep are going to be the ones Texas holds out for and we cann't take all 3 of them off thhe table.
In the positions, their weaknesses are also our weakesses (3B, mostly) so unless we propose to trade them Youks or pay them to take Mike Lowell off our hands I don't now how we're going to get a satisfactory deal here either.
It seems to me that the least expensive solution also has the advantage of being the best, least risky and simplest: give Kottaras and Brown the two catching slots next year and whoever handles Wakefield best handles Wakefield (they're about equal on Zink but Wake's knuckler dances more) and use them as an ordinary lefty-righty platoon, which worked well as a test case in Pawtucket.