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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at that f***ing bowtie. Christ
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***, for a split second I thought that was out
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Where's tubbo reffing tonight?
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    YES pedroia
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    pedroia with the troll hit
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    there ya go
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    they haven't s*** the bed yet but there is some spastic farting and writhing going on
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh god
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Johnny's flat, expired roid arms failed him real good there.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://images.wikia.com/theinternetbox/images/archive/9/9b/20120310162435!Watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I had to look up trypophobia. Damn, that's a thing? I shouldn't talk though, pretty sure I have ombrophobia, or at least a mild case.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at Fielder hack.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't even f***ing give up runs.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What the f*** Joe. Already saying we'll go home happy up 3-2? You jinxing dickrag.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lol oh wow
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wet blanket Gomes
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Way to lumber, Roids McGee. Maybe you're overdoing the stuff, huh?
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Here's a bit from the new one, I posted this in the funnies thread as well
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's much better than Turning The Gun, which outside of the black hooker and Flint Michigan bits wasn't that great.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Have you heard Beer Hall Putsch yet?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm setting up my evidence for when I demand free tickets from Doug Stanhope to one of his shows.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    McCarver getting ready to give Bryan Pena in on-air blowjob.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Prove it. Post a pic.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Need another shootup, Johnny Steroids?
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lester's beard looks like Irish pubes.
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