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  1. Look at that f***ing bowtie. Christ
  2. f***, for a split second I thought that was out
  3. they haven't s*** the bed yet but there is some spastic farting and writhing going on
  4. Johnny's flat, expired roid arms failed him real good there.
  5. http://images.wikia.com/theinternetbox/images/archive/9/9b/20120310162435!Watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png
  6. I had to look up trypophobia. Damn, that's a thing? I shouldn't talk though, pretty sure I have ombrophobia, or at least a mild case.
  7. What the f*** Joe. Already saying we'll go home happy up 3-2? You jinxing dickrag.
  8. Way to lumber, Roids McGee. Maybe you're overdoing the stuff, huh?
  9. Here's a bit from the new one, I posted this in the funnies thread as well
  10. It's much better than Turning The Gun, which outside of the black hooker and Flint Michigan bits wasn't that great.
  11. Have you heard Beer Hall Putsch yet?
  12. I'm setting up my evidence for when I demand free tickets from Doug Stanhope to one of his shows.
  13. McCarver getting ready to give Bryan Pena in on-air blowjob.
  14. Need another shootup, Johnny Steroids?
  15. Lester's beard looks like Irish pubes.
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