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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    what the hell is wrong with you peavy
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And tomorrow we get to deal with three innings of Buchholz and then three more of Doubront. Terrific.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    jesus
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    At least get Fatt Adams out.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nice paranormic view of confederate America.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh this is gonna be a long night.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Where's the strike zone? Where is it boy?
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's Erin Andrews up to, trying to find Joe Kelly's parents?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A bright yellow bowtie. Solid choice.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we please nail Beltran in the ribs when he gets up?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What, are you worried that your seperatist neighbors will chase you down the street with their tractor?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is "Live Mas" Spanish for s*** blood?
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Kelly is loaded with personality! That good-ol' FOX objectivity. And before anyone asks, I don't have a radio or an MLBTV subscription.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Are those goggles? If we don't hammer this nerd we should just forfeit the series.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Am I the only one here?
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You know, when I first turn on these games, I try to find some compassion for Tim McCarver, because he looks like a nice enough old man who isn't out to be a douchebag, but after an inning and a half of the way he blows our opponents I just want to strangle him. Can't control it.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, maybe it is starting now? Joe Buck's on.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    >Turns on TV at 7 >Oh crap, they're back in the midwest, so it starts at 8. How do I kill the next hour? f***ing time zones.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I like to think of Mazz and Felger as a NY-based parody of their interpretation of how a typical Boston radio blowhard thinks and behaves.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm weak. I was saving the brats for game time but I'm f***ing starving.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Javier Lopez! I remember him. He cracked me up, even though it was plain as day that he was someone's joke alt.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll go ahead and sprinkle some Motley Crue mojo on top of it.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Desperate times, desperate measures. Oh! I know what to do! http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/vivailmanzo/SewerHorse.jpg The triumphant return.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If we're gonna play Salty, at least hide the stickem.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They just blew home field. Every game is now an elimination game. If they just strut into Busch Stadium assuming that they'll beat Lance Lynn and whoever else, they'll be flying back to Boston alone and very unhappy.
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