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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Farthest ball Victorino's hit since the GS.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Between Victorino Salty and Drew one third of our lineup is like the special olympics.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Need more than that to make it Breslow-proof.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Goggles McGee gonna pitch himself into a jam and then stomp off like he's hot s*** afterward.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wally Bell could call a better game than DeMuth.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I haven't taken a break this entire run and we're in the world series. Shove it.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Felix Lowe
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They get so f***ing knee-deep in makeup calls that I'm not even sure they're trying to call it straight up at times.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Felix Doubront with a clean inning. Hard to believe we're down 2-1, feels like 6-1.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Apparently he also doesn't know that pitching coaches don't do pitching changes.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you demuth
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You don't have the power to remove me!
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Have I been ejected?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    7 outs, maybe.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Felix Doubront just recorded two outs. I don't believe what I'm seeing. No way it lasts, right?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So who we rolling out tomorrow when Buchholz gets trashed?
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh great, Doubront on the mound. I feel like I'm about to watch a splatter movie death.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    77 pitches?
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That f***ing goggled nerd thinks he's such a badass. Can we plunk him next time he's up?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank the lord that f***ing golf swing was a foul, I was about to blow a blood vessel in disgust.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We need to expedite those home plate bots.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I finally muted it, felt like I was listening to gay porn.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    a run! acceptable work, magicarp
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    3-1. Can we put some runs on the Elf Lord, please?
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