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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They're all taking home run hacks.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Victorino sucks dog ass. He better give thanks everyday for that grand slam and all the goodwill it bought him.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    a hit!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Couple months ago I could 60 at a time but I've been slacking and my strength melted into fat. In before UN shows up to rip me a new ******* for subpar workout habits.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gotta catch breath first...
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Alright, new mojo. Pushup mojo. For every inning Peavy makes it out of without a run, I do 40 pushups. Just did one set. Help me lose weight Peavy!
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol Cardinals. So fundamentally sound!
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I love when the commercials start listing the side effects of their ED pills. You could catch the bubonic plague by taking those things.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Alright well this'll be the inning we get a read on what kind of night it'll be for Peavy.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, work that pitch count!
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    For f***'s sake Drew that was practically a pitchout.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not yet, check back in about 10 seconds.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we just bench Salty and play Ross from here on?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why does FOX think that anyone wants to hear from Rosenthal
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Morgan Freeman looks painful in that Last Vegas movie.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Runs would be greatly appreciated. f*** it, I'll settle for hits.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh wow, a clean inning. I'll be damned.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Did Peavy just strike someone out?
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Outside of Ellsbury and Ortiz I could not have less confidence in anyone in this lineup.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So who wants to fire up the offseason thread while Peavy attempts to produce 3 more outs?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He's just frustrated that he hasn't been able to fellate Jerek Deter this October. On TV, anyway.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd agree fully if Doubront wasn't the damage control.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The way he's throwing the fact that he made it out of the inning feels like an accomplishment.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, that's what it feels like to record an out.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Fuse is getting awfully close to the dynamite.
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