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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Seriously if Salty's in the lineup I'll pull my pubes out in anger.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wouldn't say DONE-done, if you get away with game 5 (Lester/Wainwright again I'm assuming) you have the last two at Fenway. A miniscule chance, but a chance. Really though don't f***ing lose to Lance Lynn.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I wonder!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Tonight's game thread. Create it.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No bro, Brandon Workman's our big spot pinch hitter.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Do I really have 200 posts in this thread? I need a life.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    UN has the mojo tomorrow. And so it is written in the talksox archives.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Farrell's gonna roll with his exact same binkies for game 4. Please, Ben, please take his toys away in 2014.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll become a Rangers fan.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Salty plays then I'm f***ing done. Middlebrooks is about as useless as Drew so that's a push.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh god, probably a good thing I'm not watching this.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What fries me as much as anything is that shitbag Rosenthal smarming around after the game with that geeky smirk plastered across his peanut head. I'm legitimately bummed somebody didn't chuck the gatorade cooler at it.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Do you know what a reflex is? Have you ever been on a baseball diamond? No? Okay.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You teleport yourself upright and behind the bag, of course!
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He's saying that as much of a f***ing incompetent cornball as Jim Joyce is, it's our fault that it even came to that, because we were playing (and Farrell was managing) historically dumb baseball. Still horseshit though. Joyce deserves the Denkinger treatment.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing scumbag. If this thing gets back to Fenway I hope they start chucking shoes, batteries and whatever else at that f***head. I won't even care if he comes out sobbing and gives another misty apology for what an incompetent jackass he is. f*** him.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll put this up with anything from Kings/Lakers in 2002. That said, if we didn't play such stupid f***ing baseball it wouldn't have come to this.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Self-entitled shitstain takes away a perfect game and writes a book about it. Now he'll proudly write about how he made a bad, world-series altering call that one time and people started talking about him again. f***ing stained jizzrag.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1) Where's Ellsbury going to play 2) Nap at 3rd? Good luck with that
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Good for him, can't wait to watch him make another slew of dumb mistakes tomorrow.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not enuff drama!!11
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Still can't wrap my head around what a retarded sequence of events that was.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We seriously need to purge the team of some stupid motherf***ers this winter, one way or the other.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Salty starts another game in a Red Sox uniform I'm protesting.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at that f***ing bowtie asswipe smirk while asking that question. Someone take a bat to his jaw.
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