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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mayniss is so bad lol
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    what the f*** did I just witness
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gomes gomes gomes gomes
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mayniss looks like he's f***ing 12
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I have to do the same after googling Bree Olson Turducken
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I bet they really stink?
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We had an entire bowl full of turduckens on our nightstand.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jonnybombz getting ready to pop to Holliday.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They're s***-scared of Ortiz
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Backhand them Papi
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Way to go Pedroia
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Guess I know about as much about the film industry as, well... your average Texas resident.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I got invested in talking about porn and turducken that I missed Ellsbury's at bat. Probably a good thing.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Some kids in Africa thing that apparently couldn't wait another 3 half innings. I know, I'm callous.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I want to see someone take a porn plot and make a legitimate film out of it.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can't one be both creepy and funny? That's my whole routine here!
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who doesn't want to hear Joe Buck's nerdy voice booming over the entire stadium? You're ruining the in-game experience for these fans, FOX.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ramming an entire turducken over her head while I railed her from behind was the only my last girlfriend could climax.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    All the ones I've seen are lame as s***. My porn tastes are slightly less mainstream, at the risk of TMI.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Felix f***s them up this inning. Which of course means he'll get Bree Olson'd next inning.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can't help but notice that BTR has been absent ever since I threatened to cover Taylor Swift in cupcake frosting.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    ugh don't do that felix
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Clearly I'm not as up to date as I should be on the porn parody industry.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not sure if I want to click on a site named Die Screaming.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    30 pitches and a blown lead and he thinks he's a gangster. f*** that neckbearded piece of hardened jizz.
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