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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    More than what?
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/KappaJota/gun_2_head.jpg
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Riveting. :cue NFL-films type music:
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That may be, but he's better than all their other options.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Someone's going to give him that money. Might as well be the Giants, for their sake.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh no...
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    LOL glad I could entertain you. Unfortunately I think I'm done with this guy. He might be on the verge of a ban, I don't want to go down with him. Haha that wasn't bad at all.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm sure he'd love to. But I don't think any teams will go for that particular plan.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm actually having a fine day. I might get drunk later though.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What a cheap retort... 'I don't need friends!!'. Friends isn't the object here, f***o. Its about being knowledgable. If you know full well that you sound like a retard anyway... I'm sure there are better ways to make use of your time, buddy. Way to ignore the rest of my post where I blew you out of the water.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You're not referring to me right? He attacked me, I'm just giving him s*** because he asked for (and initiated) it.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just doing my part to put that little bum maggot in his place.
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  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    LOL Yeah... no you're right, I wasn't making fun of someone else's eagerness to trade Masterson. And yes I was totally serious about throwing Ellsbury in the trade talks. Because Jacoby Ellsbury is my favorite player, and I use his name as my f***ing screenname. You stupid f***. While I know there a couple of people here (won't mention any names) that don't hold me in very high regard... does anybody really think I would suggest trading Masterson and Ellsbury for a platoon catcher and Eric Byrnes? I think you're alone there, Ike Turner. You're not worth the time or the effort. You've already proven that you're too f***ing stupid to notice a mock trade proposal, and you get all up in arms about it. This entire board already hates you and thinks you're an inbred, s***-stained little twelve year old who has zero social life and zero education, so there's really no need for me to shine any more light on it, 's***-skins'. Quoted for effect.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    One would think...
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm not sure if you detected the sarcasm or not... Fail. Fail. Colossal fail. THANK YOU. I was satiring someone's else's eagerness to 'sell high'.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If he was 22-25, they wouldn't mean anything. But this is a 31 year old who has spent the vast majority of his time in the minors, and was an abomination in the majors up until last year. I highly doubt something magical just clicked at age 30.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Masterson, Ellsbury, and Kottaras for Montero and Byrnes. Foolproof.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This from the guy who dismisses Young's defensive stats in favor of a fangraphs article. In 7 seasons in the NL, Vazquez has had a posted a 4+ ERA four times (and one other time he was right on the fence). Swing and a miss. Oooh, hot prospect Tommy Hanson will come up and save the Braves. Likely story. Hudson will be back by mid-season at the earliest. I already mentioned how he's coming off major elbow surgery. One or two setbacks, and he's likely gone for the year. Even if he doesn't have any setbacks, you can't guarantee that he'll be effective. He was a 30 year old rookie last year, and in all his previous (spotty) action in the majors, he was horrific. LOL Umm... no they don't.
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  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So they took what would have been a #4 for starter for the Mets, and made him their ace. The Mets can get another pitcher, you know. And probably not pay as obscene a price as they would have for Lowe.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Braves have a #2 (Jurrjens), three #4s (Lowe, Vazquez, Kawakami), and a one year wonder (Campillo) for a rotation to start the year, and will be adding a surgically 'repaired' elbow in the second half (Hudson). Yeah, impressive.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Atlanta is honestly wasting their time.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They must be. Or maybe they just never looked at the stats. Either way, they're wrong.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Am I a bad person for laughing?
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