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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    2005 or so.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    True. I still say we hit him 9.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Youk punched Lopez 20 times in the dick last night, I hope he rams Lester's head through a mailbox then slaps his nuts until they're purple.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pretty awesome how our achilles' heel (the bullpen) becomes our strength, and without any major tweaking our rotation simultaneously becomes a weakness.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We are gonna get our s*** pushed in.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    okay
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    HYOOZ IZ JEEZUS
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Josh Beckett doesn't have an ERA of 8.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It was.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That rant > all your rants combined.
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  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Penny took a sure win and stuffed it right up his semen-splattered rectum. I hope he drowns.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm going to put that sombitch through a wood chipper then feed him to BOY.
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  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cabrera walk-off in five...four....three...
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, he's going to throw it into the 3B dugout.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope Lopez gets raped up the ass with a jackhammer.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I mean, why?
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  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    -9%
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I blame Penny a.k.a. Turd Monster for putting us in this position by s***ing away a comfortable lead in the third inning.
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  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Today he's a reach. This was a future pick I made.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He's already doing pretty well for himself. 1.065 OPS, .351 BA if that matters, should hit about 25 homers this year, and he's only 23.
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