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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, that was $130 well spent.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing google. You try to get a cow pic to use in response to Mookie's double, and it gives you a bunch of s*** that's like 3000 pixels wide. And now the comic timing's ruined. What possible use could anyone have for an image that big? f***faces.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Make him throw more pitches plz
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    5 out of 9.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    4 strikeouts in 7 batters. Not bad.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ty Cobb was a racist, xenophobic, s***-eating wolverine. Luke Scott is more like a retarded poodle.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Crap AB by Hanley.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pedro found the El Presidente I see.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Miley looks like that homeless hooker killer from an early SVU episode.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I just wanted to kick A-Wad in the balls! Don't know if you're supposed to rhyme ball and balls, but I don't really care. I'm an elegant lyricist and you'll all just have to live with it.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at those empty seats. What a f***ing embarrassment this place is.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Which reminds me, I need a new name.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hopefully Celtics/Pistons is a blowout and I can catch some of this.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A wild Napoli appeared.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Real shutdown pen the Phillies have here.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Buchholz is at 77 pitches, why would he not go out for the 7th unless he completely bombs the rest of this inning?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hamels throwing the game because he knows this game might mean something if he gets traded here.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wow MLBTV, what a fantastic time for my "connection to time out"! Go suck an elephant dick. Who's the head of your tech department, Travis the Chimp?
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank allah.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That would be just we need, for Gimpy Sizemore to stick it to us on Opening Day.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh heeeere we go.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    DFA Buchholz
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    At least we'll get a fresh inning with Betts leading off...
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Trash AB by Bogaerts.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Reverse Laser Show
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