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    Good, you shielded yourself from a scathing onslaught of profanities.
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    No, Trot Nixon is pure testosterone! He hacked at pitches relentlessly, because he'd NEVER go down without a FIGHT, and made unnecessary diving catches just to showcase his grit and get grass stains on his uniform. Proof that he has a massive dick.
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    A perfect example of his lack of dedication to the game and his team. Skip games for a newborn child? Baseball is LIFE. Don't let family get in the way of this, ever.
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    But he takes pitches and doesn't have 8 pounds of pine tar smeared on his helmet!
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    The food is f***ing awesome though.
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    Into their bullpen already. It would be huge if we can tire out a good chunk of their relievers in the first game of the series.
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    Heeeeeere we go...
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    1B Casey Kotchman (bench) P Derek Holland (bullpen) P Vin Mazzaro (bullpen) P Tyler Matzek (prospect) I didn't see any of these guys on the picks list, but I could have always just missed them. Also, Chris Tillman is now in the majors, so throw him in my last SP spot and put Matzek in the now-vacated prospect slot, if you could be so kind.
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    Because there aren't any useful offensive shortstops out there at this point in time. If you're having trouble scoring runs, and don't have any good means of fixing that at the moment, why not increase your run prevention cause? We sacrificed just about nothing to get Gonzalez.
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    Oh for f***'s sake.
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    Not even, I just see that the team traded for him because of his defense. They weren't any better options out there at this point. Nick Green's the better hitter, and Gonzalez is the better defender. Since neither of them are good offensive players, I'll take the superior defender.
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    Yeah, and? He was acquired for defense. If it ever gets to the point where we need to him to produce something on a somewhat-consistent basis, we're not winning anything anyway. CC = acquired for pitching, not for baserunning Gonzalez = acquired for defense, not for offense
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    why
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    I hear ya. If I can run 4 miles in 25 minutes in 100 degree weather with 90% humidity while holding back a vicious wave of diarrhea, why can't Drew man up and play through that meaningless f***ing groin pull? Pussbag he is.
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    Penny threw 121 pitches and didn't get through 6? Sweet lord.
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    No kidding, anyone who's not up in arms about this move knows that he can't hit. People were doing this?
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    Who's the cab driver? I really feel like I should know who that is, he sounds awfully familiar. Heidi gives me wood.
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