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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Drink. Bleach. Maddon.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maddon blood pressure rising. Hoping against hope we get to see him keel over in that dugout and fall face-first into Don Zimmer's nutsack.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope Maddon steps on a lego barefoot.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No I still want to kill people. They just happen to live above me and play their music too loud.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Eat s***, blue. Eat s***, Moore. Drink bleach, Maddon.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No Nap, this isn't Yankee Stadium.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I just got done with some beard tugging, with the help of Jenna Haze.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What did the camerman do?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Another hit!
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why does everything on the internet now give you an option to FB-like it or share it on twatter?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Now Ortiz with the DP
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Amazing
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So how about a hit.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Someone tell Matt Moore to trim his eyebrows. Facial hair mojo doesn't in work in god's waiting room.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The genius of Joe Maddon. 'Okay, we got guys on! Go up there and swing at anything that isn't behind you!'
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol dumbass Rodriguez. Way to hack.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh that's great
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Joe Maddon looks like he should be moping around behind the counter of Starbucks, giving customers dirty looks and bitching about the establishment.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thanks again Time Warner for forcing me to gameday a Red Sox playoff game.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    s***, 1-0 Rays. OH WAIT A MINUTE
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who the hell has a recycling bin?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm an artist, I paint with words.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Come on guys, I'm giving you gold here.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh wow, look at Moore's headshot. Looks like a deadbeat bar lizard from Peabody.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    In more positive news, my bathroom sink was finally fixed, so I don't have to brush my teeth in the kitchen anymore.
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