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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That whole organization is a bunch of sniveling **** rags. Maybe both the Rays and Orioles have hit the tipping point about not having any fans in their stadiums while we smack them around, and tearfully bitching through the media is the only way to alleviate their inner pain. We should start a site-wide pool - which arrogant, spineless old clod gets ass cancer first, Maddon or Showalter? Oh god and the thought of Price going to a real team with a real following and getting his s*** pushed in under the spotlight puts a big smile on my face. Because you know it's coming. Then when it's over he can rattle off all his awards again with tears streaming down his face while some sap of a GM is in the fetal position in his luxury suite asking why. Sorry I just f***ing hate these pricks.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This is his new name.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My players? I'm not signing the paychecks. Wouldn't you like to know. And don't you dare bash Lacey in front of me, or Will and I will be forced to double team you. You know, with our fists. I mean... crap.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Please tell me there were Myers chants as that went down.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Too bad Mike McQueary isn't around to walk in on this.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I think Sicko's my favorite comedy album ever.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Have you ever considered registering as a sex offender, just so you'd have a valid excuse as to why your friends couldn't bring their f***ing kids to your parties?
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Koji looks like a Japanese back alley knife-fighter, based on his headshot.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh who was I kidding. Fenway would explode if Ross ever put a run across the plate.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Stanhope worshiper
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just put a run in Ross. That's all I ask.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Use it liberally and offer to suck the dicks of any gay people offended as a sign of friendship.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    When can I bang Lacey Middlebrooks? I'm getting blue balls.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah Maddon, McGee will hold us.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Some guy named McGee is coming into the game. I'm terrified.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I guess being a day-to-day candidate for prostate cancer grants you a third eye into the depths of baseball. EDIT: more anal references in that post than I intended
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Drink bleach, Tampa Bay.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Price isn't coming back out, is he?
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Tazawa, blow this and I'll deport you myself.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gomes bombed
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Such as?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Blind-as-a-bat umpire working in our favor.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is Maddon clutching his chest yet? Have his glasses fallen off?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just get on base and let Ross end it so we start fresh in the 3rd.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wow, I thought Yadier was the only Molina still going.
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