Yankee booth, discussing Dwayne Wise's catch to save Buehrle's perfect game:
Idiot 1: "The last out of a perfect game."
15 seconds pass
Idiot 1: "Oh it wasn't the last out, it was the 9th inning."
Idiot 2: "Second out."
Idiot 1: "Second out, that's right."
It was the first out.