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Everything posted by YAZMAN

  1. YAZMAN
    Piazza was too busy applying product to his hair and manicuring his beard.
  2. YAZMAN
    So he was suspended for hitting a guy with a 78mph curveball?
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    DON'T MESS WITH TANNER BOYLE YOU FRIGGIN' CRUDS!!!
  6. YAZMAN
    More like afraid of the depravity we're capable of committing after listening to just one 5 second Michael Kay soundbite.
  7. YAZMAN
    I give Pedro the edge, even without the midget.
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    D3

    YAZMAN replied to Jayhawk Bill's topic in Other Baseball

    D3... you sank my battleship.
  9. YAZMAN
    He obviously was talking about the pitching.
  10. YAZMAN
    Maybe we can give LeBron's mom some courtside seats then tell her Kobe was talking all sorts of s*** about her son?
  11. YAZMAN
    JB started it. You give him detention and I'll take the Red Sox pocket protector back.
  12. YAZMAN
    I had no idea. To make it up, I'm sending you a Red Sox pocket protector. With a special pill pouch.
  13. YAZMAN
    You so missed the "WARP" joke. Beam me up, Scotty, I'm outta here. BTW, Viagra is sildenafil citrate.
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    If it was Thumper's, bang it good... ...several times.
  16. YAZMAN
    Well, if you want to suspend him for one game you have to give him 5.
  17. YAZMAN
    Then he comes out, the place erupts, and he hits those two 3's? Vince McMahon couldn't have scripted it better if it were a WWE title match.
  18. YAZMAN
    Youk had the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, which he intended on using on the Rays after saying "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." It all started when Manny insisted on pulling the pin. Youk was OK with it and gave him these instructions: "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Manny, being Manny, pulled the pin and counted "one, two, five... ...and it was all downhill from there.
  19. YAZMAN
    Coco is a badass, and I have new found respect for him. You simply don't take s*** on the field, and Shields was a moron for hitting him that early in the game. They should have had a middle relief guy that they wouldn't miss hit him. Things happen on the bench and in the locker among teammates. The tighter the team is, the more likely it is to happen. It was probably forgotten about by the end of the game. It was interesting, and demonstrated many of the reasons I think this team is a winner. Did you really play baseball?
  20. YAZMAN
    Twing in the hammy.
  21. YAZMAN
    Hell, if somebody's mom came out we would have whacked her too.
  22. YAZMAN
    You'll see it everywhere tonight and tomorrow.
  23. YAZMAN
    We had some awesome bench clearing brawls in college, the best one was against Fitchburg State. One of their guy's roommates even jumped the fence looking out for his bud, of course we pummeled him too. And with only two umps working the games, usually just the initial instigators would get tossed.
  24. YAZMAN
    I'm surprised Lugo didn't shank anybody, he looks like he'd have a shiv tucked in his sock.
  25. YAZMAN
    Can either of them start next week?
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