I'm an *******? I have reading comprehension problems? I am not menopausal yet plus that's an accusation that 700 has hurled at me over 50 times. Not orginal, accurate or funny... kinda like your posts. Calm down young pup. It'll be ok.
Of course I had to Google Lupita D'Alessio and I'm missing your comparison of me to her. She's 10 yrs older, looks over-weight, has short red hair. I'm 10 years younger, not over-weight and have long brownish hair. Oh and I've only been married once.
Just another failed attempt at humor by you, I suppose.