Fishsticks

His main forte is running down balls in the air and his arm. I would've love to see him in CF when the team was looking for Bernie's replacement.

It's sad, ridiculous, funny, embarassing all rolled into one. That the police are involved is even more ridiculous.

The baby puking on the keyboard was my favorite of the current batch. But overall in recent years the commercials have disappointed me. You used to be able to count on some outstanding ones. Bud used to be at the top of the class.... don't know whats up with them this year. How I pine for the days of Terry Tate office linebacker.

Thank you all. MTV Spring break has nothing on these kids. Actually, I'm more pissed wondering when I was 16 why the hell weren't there girls like this.

Hello everyone, it's been a while so I figured I should reintroduce myself. Sorry I've been away for so long. If you don't remember me I was part of the old Herald gang (Yankee fan misfit of the bunch who lives in NJ). It's been a wonderful weekend for me... the Gints won in fabled fashion and my daughter's sweet 16 extraveganza all rolled into one (with the one blip of discovering high schoolers think a standing lap dance is perfectly normal dance move especially in front of older family and friends). I still see many familiar faces posting, and hope to make new friends in the process too.

Thanks MC Hammer. I'll check it out if the wife gets off the damn tv. Question: If Wayne Gretzky sees a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick coming at his face what does he do? Answer: Quickly pull Janet Jones in front of him.

$5 is pretty cheap compared to prices now. All my autographed balls had their sigs stamped by some rubber stamper! At what stadium did you get the ball at?

Truthfully, he abhors the jokes and Chuck Norris facts. I don't blame him, his characters made him into a joke, but that's his own f***ing fault! f*** you BUCK Norris!!!!!!!!!! oh s***, I think I'm dead now.....

Crap, I don't remember who but I do remember they gave out "Reggie Bar" promotional t-shirts to all us youngin's.

Chuck Norris is actually part of every thread on this forum and on the internet. We just don't see him. That's part of his powers.... being able to convince us he doesn't exist.

Mean, Chuck should round house kick Wayne's willowed wussy ass for throwing his wife under the bus. Of course Chuck would then collect Ms.Janet as a spoil of war. I can just imagine Wayne's Valentine's Day Card next week.... "Thanks for taking one for me hon, love ya! XXX OOO"

If Chuck Norris participated in the gambling ring I bet no one would have the sacks to tell 'em he did something wrong.

If Wayne bet on his own team then that's a whole new can of worms. Doesn't mean he deserves to be out of the HOF. Pete Rose's problem is he got caught before getting in the Hall.... and they've been putting up roadblocks against him ever since.

Absolutely not. First off, once you're in you're in. Hell, look at OJ.... Secondly, most of this is speculation right now. Probably at worst, he may have done some betting on other sports (non-hockey)... as well as gotten involved in something that someone in his position of power shouldn't of. Oh yeah, and been a dickhead husband letting his wife take the fall. All of that doesn't overshadow his accomplishments on the ice rink. Thirdly, Gretzky is considered "god" in the NHL. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than this betting scandel to make people forget what he's done as a player. The worse part of this ongoing scandle is the implication of a professional team's management in the organization and running of an illegal betting ring. The Gretzky-Janet Jones stuff is just fodder for the front pages of the NY Post.

Wayne was inducted 1999, the same year he retired (he didn't have to wait the three year retirement period before being considered). We've been lucky to have seen two sports gods in these past several years (Gretzky for hockey and MJ in basketball).