The Ballad of Jed Lowrie
(to the tune The Beverly Hillbillies Theam)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.
The poor engineer couldn't keep his team ahead.
Then one day, the sox were sick of being booed
So they sent to the plate that hot swingin' dude
Jed that is, Number 12, first round draftee
Well the next thing ya know Jed 'll be a millionaire
Franconna said "Jed's a hittin over there"
Said "Short stop is the place you ought to be"
So Jed loaded up his truck and he moved to Beverly.
Mass that is, Gated house, Fancy cars.
Well now its time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank the Jays fer kindly droppin’ in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of his speciality
Hittin that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.