1. ONE WISH? Everything good in life.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Heights.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Nope.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? Remember the days when music was still on MTV? Ahhh, those were the days.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? No.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Yes, yes I was.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? No.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Nah, I’m quiet in the showers.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Nope.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can play hockey. It’s just that I live in snow-less Los Angeles and hockey gear is goddamn expensive.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Cold place. A place where you really feel it’s Winter.
14. IS ADAM SANDLER FUNNY? No, but I consider 50 First Dates his funniest movie.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? I’ve never heard of the movie.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Of course.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? I have no idea.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Oh yeah.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Several times.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? One younger brother.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Old school, mofos. Manual.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Not into it.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Definitely.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I guess.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Giant (baseball) fans.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID? What the hell?
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Honky Tonk Man was better.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? NO.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? I prefer brunettes. But Jessica is just, just dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Huh?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 10:50 AM. PST
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Vic/JV.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Their fries are still the best.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? 10 minutes ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Well, I see him in malls.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? I like kissing my girlfriend’s neck.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Only when I remember when I saw the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? My girlfriend.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Nope.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? 3 times.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Yeah.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown.
50. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR? Black.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER? Water.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? Everyone is a phony.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Drums.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN FROM A FRIEND? Homeworks.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? No. I wish I could.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? No.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? I don’t know, it happens occasionally.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? I think the Magic have a slim chance to make the playoffs this year.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Oh yeah. I’d love to own a pug.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Sometimes.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Yes, when I was on my High School baseball team, I made a lot of base-running mistakes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Welcome to Los Angeles.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Scrambled egg.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No.
67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? Best Buy commercials.
68 DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
69. DO YOU SNORE? I don’t know.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Bowling For Soup.
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