Funny article from DodgerBlues.com:
December 23, 2005
Fruitcake sucks and so does Brett Tomko -
Not that we care, but maybe someone should check on Frank McCourt to make sure he's not tied up and bound in his office. How else can you explain the Dodgers' sudden shopping spree? Ned Colletti continued dishing out McCourt's dough on Thursday, signing free-agent Brett Tomko to a 2-year deal worth $8.7 million. If Tomko is a $4 million dollar pitcher, than we're the John Steinbeck of the internet. It's terrific that Tomko pitched two great games against the Dodgers over the course of his 9-year career (one against Nomo in '97 and one when Steve Finley hit his slam in '04), but he's not any better than D.J. Houlton or, for that matter, D.J. Houlton's grandmother. Tomko has a career ERA of 4.52, and you can't blame it on spending time in the American League (where he pitched for only two seasons). If there's any positive with Tomko, it's that he eats innings (as opposed to Odalis Perez, who eats everything), meaning we'll see less of Jonathan Broxton and Franquelis Osoria.
In other Dodger news, Norihiro Nakamura was officially released earlier in the week. Nakamura, who spent the majority of last season at triple-A Las Vegas, will be sorely missed by... by... uh... his translator, who's now out of a job.
http://www.dodgerblues.com/content/news.html