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Wisconsin wins. Great action in the last minute, especially the last two seconds: a hit post.

Wow, talk about some ******** week for me. 0-2 in live games this week. As usual, I had to sit with an ******* opposing team's fan.

I'm going to the Kings-Clippers game tonight. I feel like punching this penguin-walker in the face. http://www.henrybibby.com/images/mike_bibby/optimized/mike-bibby-2.jpg

Worse than Ken Harrelson? Or nobody can beat him?

Pull an Isiah Thomas.

34 and 15.

Aw man, I missed the Clippers-Suns game. I went to the Dodger game instead and they lost. Big mistake made by me today. Great win for us!

What the hell happened to him anyway? I didn't see him hurt last year. And did he sign the huge contract before revealing he was hurt? I'm worried about his future. Hopefully, he still maintains his athleticism.

Not 'till the 3rd inning at Dodger Stadium.

Yeah, I know. But check my avy.

Old friend David Ross' error came back to haunt them.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I still can't believe this comeback win. 111-109 over the Nugs, after being down by 22. I don't understand why 'Melo smacked the ball to the crowd after getting fouled.

Here, email them: Heavethehawk@gmail.com

LMAO... Originally Posted by guy who wrote it

Except that she doesn't want to divorce him anymore. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2396659

10 REASONS WHY "THE HAWK" MUST GO 1. Repetitive nature. See Hawkisms. He's been "describing" the events in a ballgame with the same dumb catch phrases for more than 20 seasons. 2. Dead Air. “The Hawk” routinely goes 2-3 minutes without saying a single word, especially when the Sox are losing. 3. Homer. “The Hawk” is more cheerleader than broadcaster. He calls the Sox the “good guys,” and the opponents, “bad guys.” Why is Harrelson such a rabid Sox fan anyway? It's weird. He should have been a fan when he was General Manager. 4. Hillbilly. "The Hawk" is more qualified to bark at carnivals than announce White Sox games. Why must Chicago, the third largest media market in the country, listen to a South Carolinian, Conway Twitty sound-alike with NO White Sox connection? But wait, he was GM, you say? Yes, read on. 5. GM Schmee-Em. Harrelson's .239 career batting average looks good compared to his run as Sox GM in 1986. He fired Tony LaRussa, the most successful manager in the game today, over personal differences. He traded Bobby Bonilla for a pitching machine (Jose DeLeon). He almost single-handedly sent the team to Florida. How can any self-respecting Sox fan support "The Hawk?" 6. Yastrzemski man-crush. When he's extra fired up, Harrelson shows evidence of a disturbing Carl Yastrzemski man-chrush, talking up Yaz like he was Jesus in stirrups. 7. Because he sounds like this. 8. Because he used to play baseball with cow patties. 9. Because he's been a douche for quite some time now. 10. Because Jay Mariotti wants to clock him. Oh wait, Mariotti sucks too. http://www.heavethehawk.com/index.html

I don't like Padre fans, but props!

Oh well, failed to go for number 12.

Yeah, Hurricanes. I'm a big hockey fan and shame on me for making a big-ass mistake like that. Florida Panthers, Miami Hurricanes, Carolina Panthers, Carolina Hurricanes. They really confuse the s*** out of me.

For anyone who has DirecTV, what channels is the MLB Extra Innings? DAMN IT, I CAN'T FIND THEM!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!

Dallas Stars or Carolina Panthers.

I don't have the exact quote. but... "I don't see Bill Walton. I don't see Reggie Miller. And I don't see John Wooden coaching the team. We shouldn't be afraid of that." - Glen Davis Uh-huh, uh-huh.

No, LOOK at Brett Tomko's wife.

That's funny. Oh, the Doogie line always works on the strippers.

Sean...I've noticed that you have a habit of quoting your own posts...