When the standings are close
and the games near to end
Your starter's shut down
Who do you send?
Tanyon!
Tanyon!
Every power hitter
in the greater Northeast
Knows exactly on which pitcher
Theyd like to feast!
Tanyon!
Is their man.
A meek one run lead
Two on and two out
Joe has to give
The bullpen a shout
Tanyon!
Tanyon!
Yanks fans from Brooklyn
To Anahiem cry
Why us!? Why now!?
Give Farnsworth a try!
Taynon!
Taynon!
Hes not their man
Loved by the masses
(Especially Rays fans)
Were sure hell shape up
one of these days, fans.
Because hey, even though
Youve got Tanyon Sturtze
Just think of the Royals
It could be worse.
Tanyon!
Sturtze!
It could...be....worse!