Even with the Ks, consider:
Schilling hasnt allowed a runner past second. Santana has allowed two. Schilling hasnt given up an EB hit, Santana? Two. ER? Schilling 0, Santana 1.
Both are dominant but the numbers speak for themselves.
Marvel at the unstoppable force of nature that is Joe Mauer.
...and the immovable object of defense that is Kevin Youkilis.
Unstoppable force, meet immovable object.
If Ortiz hits a homer this time, I will make a videotape of me lip-synching Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" into a saltshaker while standing on a picnic table and send it to all of you.