Youk Of The Nation

SuperJew, JayBay, and LugoSlayer up next....double, walk, double.

How did that miss?

Alright, time for the Sox to skull-f*** Tommy Hunter like a cheap porn star.

Hey, he listened.

Suck it, Kinsler. Suck it long, suck it hard.

I hope you don't go to Taco Bell.

Damn it, can't we call up somebody on the plus side of 'completely useless'? Jeff Bailey falls somewhere between 'submarine screen door' and 'solar-powered flashlight' on the Useful to This Team scale.

Bitchin'

I hate your guts, Mike Timlin. All of your guts. Every. Single. Gut. I loathe you.

Good job Timlin you son of a bitch.

I don't know who Tommy Hunter is, but I want to make him cry.

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Lester looks possible for the CG, only 81 pitches.

Pedroia with another hit? Psh, whatever, nothing new. Call me when something interesting happens.

American League Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria Cy Young: Cliff Lee MVP: Kevin Youkilis or Ian Kinsler Batting Title: Ian Kinsler Home Run Title: Carlos Quentin RBI Title: Josh Hamilton Gold Glove Pitcher: Daisuke Matsuzaka Gold Glove Catcher: Jose Molina Gold Glove 1B: Kevin Youkilis Gold Glove 2B: Mark Ellis Gold Glove SS: don't have a prediction Gold Glove 3B: Alex Rodriguez Gold Glove OF: Ichiro Suzuki Gold Glove OF: Josh Hamilton Gold Glove OF: ? Rolaids Relief Man of the Year: K-Rod Manager of the Year: Joe Maddon, Rays...no question. If he doesn't win it, I'll be pissed. National League Rookie of the Year: Geovany Soto Cy Young: Brandon Webb MVP: Chase Utley or Brandon Webb Batting Title: Matt Holliday if Chipper Jones stays injured Home Run Title: Adam Dunn RBI Title: Ryan Howard Gold Glove Pitcher: Johan Santana Gold Glove Catcher: Russell Martin Gold Glove 1B: Tough pick since so many NL 1Bs are DH-types Gold Glove 2B: Chase Utley Gold Glove SS: Jose Reyes Gold Glove 3B: David Wright Gold Glove OF: Ryan Ludwick Gold Glove OF: Nate McLouth Gold Glove OF: ? Rolaids Relief Man of the Year: I know I'll get slammed for this, but Brad Lidge Manager of the Year: Ned Yost

Agh god damn it.

Let's just hope Coco doesn't GIDP so we can get the top of the order up.

Varitek is useless at the plate.

I really hope Tampa loses tonight.

Loading the bases with no outs, down 8-0? Ron Washington is a retard.

Castiglione actually said it after Kilo did.

I didn't realize Youk was ahead of all four in those four categories....Youk for MVP.

I'm thinking Quentin, Hamilton, or Kinsler. Kinsler and Quentin have the stats, but Hamilton has the RBIs and the feel-good story...ultimately I think Quentin playing for a contender will give him the edge.

Takes away the double play.

I vaguely recall some guy named Julio who used to play shortstop for this team...ummm...Lugo, I think it was. Whatever happened to him? Ah, who cares. Go Lowrie!