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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Wow. Interesting night, huh? Haha. I only remember bits and pieces, but that was the most fun I've had on TalkSox since the TWF Thread.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Win.
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  4. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm going to go ahead and get hammered. Good night.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    f*** limericks now. First no one mentions the absolute brilliance of the Thero one, and now the Sox decide to suck it up. As if anything else in my life I enjoy should be fun.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm going to punch a small child The pitching is getting more wild The offense still sucks We can't get any luck Something needs to get this team riled
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Home run, and a brand new game Every night it's the same Two or three runs by the starter They couldn't try harder The offense should shoulder the blame
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Theo, at the top of the lineup That's an int'resting thought, for some pop but irony chimes he'd come up three times and each one he'd ground out to the shortstop
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Don't go losing your head If I understand what I read If you busted a seal I've got a good deal Use a walrus instead
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    This offense is making me yawn When in April I wanted to fawn Over Bay, Youk and Drew But if they don't get a clue Our divisional lead will be gone
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    French people laugh at a lot Americans and English, for naught for it's always amusing when they're verb'ly abusing Because in the end, they're French and we're not
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    You AREN'T doing limericks, you tool All you're doing is acting the fool If you look closely at mine You'll see a pattern in rhyme Yours are just 'poetical' drool
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Two runners out on the bases Sox fans insert palms into faces Some hard shots this inning Millwoods' composure is thinning Next inning, it's off to the races!
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    You're ruining the limericks, dude That's incredibly annoying and rude Plus Bay just got nailed Suprising he failed And that certainly won't help my mood
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    An infield single for Bay It isn't too much, but hey it's better than nil and perhaps this will begin a productive day
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    I apparently have only one smoke So if I want to continue to choke I must go to the store and purchase some more I'll be back in a while, no joke
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    An RBI double, for free As the outfielder wasn't able to see The bright Texas sun Helped bring in that run I'm only stopping limericks at three
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    There's one kind of mojo I've tried In the past, when Ortiz hit a slide I'll bring limericks back right and post them all night Until the Sox turn the tide
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah but he has SUCH a boring name.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah that headline is hilarious. You're such a funny guy.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    I don't contract this stuff out. I don't 'know' anyone.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Burnett with 5 walks through 5, as well as a HBP and a throwing error that led to a run. Not only that, he's being outpitched by a guy named 'Lucas French' which has to be the most embarrassing part.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Spudboy, you want me to...you know, 'take care' of this for you? I'll even do it for free because you're an awesome guy.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    That missed being a homer by a few inches.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Ortizzle my nizzle!
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