Haha for a split second I thought you were serious.
Browns fans better thank their gods every day for the Lions. If not for Detroit, Cleveland would be the laughingstock of the NFL. They'll finish sixth in a four team division. Cincinatti could go 0-16 and have a winning percentage .250 higher than the Browns.
We should get Kelly Stinnett. Whatever happened to him?
My guess is he's sitting in a bar somewhere in Hicksville, Kansas with his shopping cart parked out front, trying to bum free drinks with the 'I caught a perfect game once' story.
In the Deep Space Nine novel The Long Night, Jepsen was the name of an unscrupulous free trader (read: pirate) whose ship was destroyed by the Defiant while trying to make a run at a derelict vessel under Starfleet protection.
Let's do something similar.